5 Ways to Hint to a Loved One You’d Like an Electric Bike for Christmas
1. Harness the power of suggestion by subtly alluding to e-bikes in your everyday conversations as form of sustained but loving mind control.
2. Strategically place a leaflet, with the model and colour of your choice circled in black marker, on the coffee table.
3. Helpfully make a point of leaving tabs displaying your favourite e-bike open in your loved one’s web browser.
4. Be sure to grab the first shower in the morning and, using your finger, draw yourself happily enjoying an e-bike ride in the condensation. Don’t worry if you’re not much of an artist – simply add labels as a visual aid.
5. Retrospectively enhance a treasured family photo by adding a cut-out of your desired eBike (use our leaflet, we don’t mind) and placing it in the shot. Afterwards, put it back on the mantelpiece to be enjoyed by all.